No dick is created equal. They come in different shapes and sizes, and below we give you a peek into some types of joysticks that you may encounter.
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1 The Grower.
We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the joystick. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy.
At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 3 to 4 times its flaccid size.
We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the joystick. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy.
At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 3 to 4 times its flaccid size.
2. The pencil.
This is possibly the most common shape of joystick. The glans is more narrow and pointed, resembling a pencil, while the body is all the same thickness, with a uniform appearance.
This type of joystick is great for all sex positions and pleasing to the girl without causing any pain or discomfort in the guy.
This is possibly the most common shape of joystick. The glans is more narrow and pointed, resembling a pencil, while the body is all the same thickness, with a uniform appearance.
This type of joystick is great for all sex positions and pleasing to the girl without causing any pain or discomfort in the guy.
3. Curved.
Many men are worried that their joystick is curved to the right or the left, upwards or downwards. These are known as curved joysticks.
This slight distortion is due to a disease called Peyronie’s Disease, which is caused by a plaque forming along the length of the joystick. These curves can also be caused by accidents or trauma to the joystick.
But when it comes to a slight curve there's no big problem, but in very severe cases both man and woman may experience discomfort during intercourse when performing certain positions, due to the inflexibility of such members.
An interesting advantage however is that thanks to its shape this kind of joystick can reach a woman's center of gravity during intercourse. So, for this kind of joystick, we highly recommend having sex in a position where the joystick curves upward, rubbing against her center of gravity.
Many men are worried that their joystick is curved to the right or the left, upwards or downwards. These are known as curved joysticks.
This slight distortion is due to a disease called Peyronie’s Disease, which is caused by a plaque forming along the length of the joystick. These curves can also be caused by accidents or trauma to the joystick.
But when it comes to a slight curve there's no big problem, but in very severe cases both man and woman may experience discomfort during intercourse when performing certain positions, due to the inflexibility of such members.
An interesting advantage however is that thanks to its shape this kind of joystick can reach a woman's center of gravity during intercourse. So, for this kind of joystick, we highly recommend having sex in a position where the joystick curves upward, rubbing against her center of gravity.
4. The Mushroom.
It is typically smaller in size, and the head is huge, more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap.
Men with a large glans and uniform shaft that is thinner than the tip have what is known as a mushroom joystick.
The size of the glans makes 'MouthAction' a truly enjoyable experience for guys with this type of joystick, so this pre-intimacy is the best way to warm up before penetration.
Men with a mushroom joystick can enjoy a variety of positions, however caution should be taken during anal penetration, because the size of the glans can be very painful for the recipient.
It is typically smaller in size, and the head is huge, more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap.
Men with a large glans and uniform shaft that is thinner than the tip have what is known as a mushroom joystick.
The size of the glans makes 'MouthAction' a truly enjoyable experience for guys with this type of joystick, so this pre-intimacy is the best way to warm up before penetration.
Men with a mushroom joystick can enjoy a variety of positions, however caution should be taken during anal penetration, because the size of the glans can be very painful for the recipient.
5. The banana
This is a flexible member which is very pleasing during penetration. This is one of the most common shapes.
The glans and the base are the same thickness, but the shaft is thicker in the middle, creating a lot of pleasure during penetration.
It is suitable for all sex positions and also generates a lot of pleasure during MouthAction.
This is a flexible member which is very pleasing during penetration. This is one of the most common shapes.
The glans and the base are the same thickness, but the shaft is thicker in the middle, creating a lot of pleasure during penetration.
It is suitable for all sex positions and also generates a lot of pleasure during MouthAction.
5. The Carrot.
The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable joystick for women. It is slim on the head and gradually becomes thick at the base.
The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position.
Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.
The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable joystick for women. It is slim on the head and gradually becomes thick at the base.
The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position.
Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.
6. The Angry Wrestler.
This joystick seems angry when erect, because it has veins popping out all over it.
It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.
This joystick seems angry when erect, because it has veins popping out all over it.
It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.
7. The Chode.
Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks.
But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your vagina.
With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.
Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks.
But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your vagina.
With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.
8. The Shower.
There are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing while in pants.
You may have stolen below-the-belt glances at that seemingly well-endowed office mate, friends, neighbors. But when you both get raunchy in his place, and you find out that there's more.
The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
There are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing while in pants.
You may have stolen below-the-belt glances at that seemingly well-endowed office mate, friends, neighbors. But when you both get raunchy in his place, and you find out that there's more.
The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
Ladies which do you prefer??
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